Hi, I'm Scott. I'm a Welshman living in London with a hat collection and a kettle, as well as varying states of facial hair.
With a keen interest in hats, tea, and cricket, I may just be the most British man of all time. As I write this, I am awaiting verification from Guinness World Records. I have been waiting for several years. Meanwhile, 'world's fastest cake eater' or something gets in. Injustice.
I love to cook, especially desserts. The more elaborate the better. If you're good, I'll make you my patented Malteser Trifle. If you're bad, I'll probably still make it. But I'll eat it all to myself, while making you watch.
I'm a bit of a closet nerd, not in the 'capes and funny shaped dice' way, but in the 'science is awesome' way. I'm like a less annoying version of Brian Cox.
Oh, and being a bloke, I obviously like football and cars racing and things. But I won't bore you with those things, unless you wish.
