if it's too long then you're not for me
UPDATE: i am moving to Edinburgh on 8th Feb so have updated my location to reflect this! (I was in Cambs before)
im Cressie, ur local(ish) fluffy orange gremlin. newly single & looking for something casual with someone im compatible with. not ready for anything serious at the moment but im open for future stuff. not looking for long distance in a partner but friends is ok. i am ethically non-monogamous by nature & won't be giving this up for anyone, i want intimacy so its a no if u dont like cuddles, intimacy & affection. i am not very k!nky (im vanilla af!!), but i very much enjoy being sexual, sensual & passionate
im a fat bish who's left politically, i consider myself nonbinary but understand i present femme (all pronouns welcome just dont call me "it" pls & thank) 420 friendly & then some, i love going to gigs & discovering new music, im queer (i have a preference for the peen but am open to all genders & body parts) basically i just want someone to meet up with once or twice a month to get h!gh & get nood n see where the vibes take us. i have to say i am looking for *friends* with benefits, emphasis on the friends. i dont want to sleep with anyone i dont vibe with or feel safe around
my style is based, my music taste is way vast, i love hanging with my friends when possible, im a really optimistic & sweet person who makes time for their friends & likes to be emotionally helpful (without becoming your free counsellor, of course!), i cant see without my glasses yet often lose/break them, i love animals but dont have any atm, love doing my make up (tho im not v good at it!), i wear dolce & gabbana's "the one" perfume, i moisturise regularly & look after myself & make the effort as much as is possible. i dont shave my armpits or legs. i am not very picky with looks, just be a cool af person. (to prove youve read this far pls include the word "themlin" in ur msg - its a secret password that will unlock a response!) i believe i am worthy of a positive situation where we both feel satisfied, communication is open & honest & u dont mind (& maybe even like) the smell of ouid
id rather s*x talk to develop naturally rather than "thats enough chit chat, here is my penis" i have to vibe with the person first. if u also just looking for friends that's cool just state in your message! if i have to carry the conversation i will give up eventually
look forward to hearing from u! i hope this doesnt seem too grumpy i just dont want to waste anyones (including my) time
