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34 - Straight

Dumbartonshire, Scotland

Nov 17, 2025 23:57

Seeking a Co-Conspirator for Sanctuary.
​My Vibe: A homebody whose internal world is vastly bigger than the exterior one. I’m a high-structure person who needs stability, quiet, and a large supply of warm tea and fizzy soda to function. I'm a passionate, empathetic soul who has mastered the art of observation. If you appreciate the silence between songs more than the noise, we might connect.
​What I Value: I'm looking for a partner who is genuinely deep, not just performatively dark. I need someone who understands that introversion is not disinterest and that commitment means creating a safe, predictable fortress together.
​My definition of a perfect evening is "parallel play": we are sitting in the same room, each doing our own deep-dive (YouTube, art, music), perfectly content in the shared quiet.
​My Inner World (The Good Stuff): Art & Creativity: I use art to bridge fantasy and reality. I believe unicorns and stickmen can live on the same page as nature. I’m currently focused on using my art as evidence of my struggle for control and structure.
​Media Obsessions: Deeply invested in unsettling YouTube content (especially Jake Webber), true crime, and anything that gives a strange view of the world.
​Music: Heavy, driving rhythms, Post-Punk, and anything that matches a low-level emotional intensity. (Open to learning about your favourite bands!)
​Comfort Essentials: Cozy blankets, the perfect level of darkness, and the scent of rain.
​A Quick Filter (The Dealbreakers): I cannot handle confrontation, unpredictability, or highly spontaneous planning. If you thrive on constant social outings, excessive noise, or making fun of other people, we will not be a match. I’m looking for someone who respects boundaries and values a low-chaos life.
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​Option 1: The Introspective & Authentic Profile
​Title: Seeking Co-Conspirator for Quiet Revolution
​My Vibe: Somewhere between the solemn poetry of classic Gothic literature and the crushing bass of Industrial Metal. I thrive in sanctuary—my own space is where I feel most centered and expressive. I'm an old soul, always looking for depth over surface level chat. If you can appreciate the quiet beauty in a stormy sky, we might be a good fit.
​I’m looking for: A genuine connection with a partner who understands the difference between introversion and disinterest. Someone who values honesty, dark humor, and knows that sometimes, the best date is just parallel playing: sitting in the same room, both doing our own deep-dive thing, perfectly comfortable in the shared silence.
​My Interests:
​Music: Doom Metal, Post-Punk, anything with a heavy, driving rhythm. (Open to suggestions!)
​Media: Deeply involved in YouTube commentary (especially unsettling content and true crime). Reruns of classic Goth/Emo era films.
​DIY & Comfort: Art therapy, creating my own sanctuary space, and consuming endless cups of warm tea while it rains outside.
​Life Goal: To establish a perfectly calm, safe, and predictable home life, free from the chaos of the outside world.
​Option 2: The Witty & Dark Humor Profile
​Title: Your Quietest Misery (Now Available for Purchase)
​My Vibe: A comfortable level of perpetual disappointment, wrapped up in a black hoodie. I’m a dedicated homebody, fueled by fizzy sodas, too much tea, and the sweet relief of silence. I promise I’m much better company than my Resting Goth Face suggests. I’ve mastered the art of passive observation and can offer insightful, quiet commentary on the absurdity of modern life.
​I’m looking for: Someone whose main goal in life is to find the perfect level of low-level emotional intensity. You should have a well-developed internal world, a low tolerance for small talk, and the ability to appreciate a perfectly organized shelf. Bonus points if you understand why rain is better than sunshine.
​Current Obsessions:
​Watching (and critiquing) every ridiculous thing on YouTube.
​Creating a personal fortress that can withstand the outside world.
​The catharsis of heavy music after a long, stressful day.
​Collecting cozy blankets and the perfect fuzzy socks.
​My Dealbreakers (Keep it Real): If you require spontaneous outings, hate structure, or believe that loud is always better than quiet, we will not work out. Seeking deep, low-energy commitment.
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i don't know what i would write about myself as this is my first time using Alt Scene but my four main strong interest are... acting,art,dancing and creative writing. i like anime and animals. i craft things. realistically in an ideal world, i should be with someone who's serious about me, someone who's willing to help and support me. i'd be willing to try out a friendship but i have extreme social anxiety. realistically, i should be with someone who's willing to be open, kind, sweet, patient and doesn't judge nor criticism.

2025:::: i have new boundaries such as
i want a male version of myself. i want to date a simp. i Demand/Command respect. i need consistency. i need honesty. i want to date someone who has an interest in religion and christianity. i have some passions and interests. i want someone who's willing to talk happily about my hobbies. i want love as i'm sure we all do =^.^=