No style, no class
Scottish, beardy, fat. Not necessarily in that order. Usually drunk
Completely incapable of bigging myself up. Deeply suspicious of anyone who does. Surely that's not your place to do so? "Genuine", "Intelligent", "Funny". You know what? We'll be the judge of that.
Leans to the left. Not Mr Right
Ethically non-monogamous. A relationship anarchist, apparently. Feel very stupid saying either of those out loud. [!important. Putting it on Front Street etc. I don’t want to debate my life choices with you. I’d not engage vice versa]
