I used to be funny.
I like pockets.
I wear hats, but carry a comb.
I can grow a beard on command.
My mom says I’m handsome, but she’s a liar.
I have teeth, excellent credit, and a vehicle.
I’m own a restaurant.
My eyebrows have a mind of their own.
I collect analog music.
I’m cynical and sarcastic.
I’m a sucker for bangs, tattoos and history.
I play the drums In a band
I like the semicolon; don’t know how to use it properly.
I’m told my laugh is infectious.
I am a walking dad joke.
