Capricorn
Anime addict
Chef (I Maka da meat sauce)
Weird obsession with hospital jello (no shame)
Ventures to Spencer’s to bring myself joy
Jay Leno is secretly Jesus (Obama knows )
The government doesn’t want you to know you’re beautiful (Obama doesn’t know )
More heartbreaks than a failed cardiovascular surgeon
Snapchat @ s**ttysprinkles
f**k I lost my train of thought …….so, you’re telling me this isn’t the blockbuster’s bathroom?