Thanks for reading! Keep reading and if you care to chat, I/ we promise not to waste your time.
We ARE NOT looking for a unicorn, a hookup, or any manner of nonsense like that. Surprise! Just your average age gap couple looking for fun females interested in adventuring, dinners, ridiculous amounts of humor, and potentially living in a castle (and doing terribly naughty things) on a regular basis. Y'know, like one does.
Houses have rules, ours is no different and yes, everything in that picture is my house. All 12k square feet of it. Renovation adventures!
Us: apolitical, selective, ggg. Two pits, one cat, no drama, lots to offer the right people.
You: no drama, no drugs, no bulls**t, disease free and aware of your sxual health. Have a job, have a car, have your sh!t together... Regular adulting kind of thing. Unique traits preferred (classical musician, long tongue, scientist/ veterinarian, covered in freckles, ballerina, something that sets you apart from the masses).
Let's chat.
