Raging self obsessed alcoholic with complex father and attachment issues seeks anyone with a face.
If you're a psycho with multiple bodies buried in your back garden.... have you got room for one more?
Is it a pork chop, an egg or an avocado??
Honestly I have no idea.
I did a fart in all of those mugshots.
Finish with a joke seen as it's been deadly serious so far...
What's red and bad for your teeth??
A brick. 🖖
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I will drunk message you.
Plants are ace.