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UPSIDEDOWN-TURTLE

34 - Straight

London, United Kingdom

May 1, 2025 00:18

Just looking for a dude who's ready to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known. Please kindly hand over your heart, your soul, your love, your surname, your DNA, your remaining fries, etc.

I try to expand my mental range through art, movies, chemicals, interactions with non-human intelligences, listening to episodes of Weird Studies, etc. Other likes include fishing, powerlifting, Linux-y stuff, and deathmatch wrestling. I had a "reality is stranger than advertised" experience a few years back that made me fairly interested in hocus pocus, and that now takes up a significant chunk of my life...

Was once a software engineer but I realised I hated being stuck around Redditors all day and having to see XKCD comics against my will. So glad to be free of that now. DD

I hope to create an heir or two so that someone can take my rare loot when I die. I would also send those heirs to a private school if I could, as that's been shown to be a cheatcode for an easier life (one of the goals of every parent should be to give your kids an easier life, right???). If that's something you disagree with then we ain't right for each other. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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