yo yohere once was a man called McGong,
Who composed a peculiar song,
He sang it one day,
As he went on his way,
And then had a puff on his bong.
There once was a man with a bag,
Who’s manboobs were starting to sag,
He smiled with a grin,
As a woman walked in,
And said “come ‘ere you old hag!”.
There once was a sausage named Pete,
Who wobbled his way to a seat,
He sat himself down, and started to frown,
Then cried as he didn’t have feet!