Christian name: Bret--
Nickname BMK( If you're lucky and willing you can call me the Dark Lord)
Honestly I have limited time for dating as I juggle 2 jobs and a strict writing schedule. With that being said I am looking for positive connection first and foremost with a keen eye on the current romantic scene which I can only, in good conscience, describes as ORWELLIAN. I am an amateur writer of horror, sci-fi horror, and all forms of comedy. I can literally, *ahem* (not bragging, just stating FACTS) accompany you on a nice walk at daybreak( nah I'm never up this early) or nightfall, make you laugh in fits, cook you a 4 course meal, write you a poem, and-if you are chosen to come inside the dungeon bedroom-- read you a bed-time story. I am a lover of all things story and story-telling related.
Allow me to alter your story?
