First and foremost I am Jake and I am very spontaneous, or as I like to put it, tourettically social. Self-summarizing always feels so narcissistic to me, so here is a list of random s**t.
+ I love punk rock
+ I recently built a 3-string cigar box guitar and am learning to play
+ I f**king swear like a goddamned sailor
+ I am a lucid dreamer
+ I would like to try being nocturnal or possibly try the uberman sleep cycle
+amongst the few things I refuse to analyze are love and friendship, for I find that when one does, trouble and doubt soon follow
+ my favorite word is tabernacle, it just sounds f**kin' cool
+ my favorite french word is pamplemousse
+ I rock at making c**ktails (zombies and amaretto sours are my favorite)
+ I've tried weed three times, over-hyped in my humble opinon
+ hookah is like crack for me
+ sometimes I unwind with a cigar and half a lowball of Jack
+ the best and worst job I had was delivering pizzas
+ Cirque du Soleil is the s**t (I've seen 7 shows)
+ understanding and faking accents comes easily to me, with some languages I can even do regional dialects
