6ft Mama with a foul mouth, questionable fashion sense and a brain thats wired a little, urm, differently.
Sings everything like life is a musical, loves being at my allotment or working on creative projects now the world is starting to have live events again.
I have an actual unicorn in my garden, I'll fancy you more if you quote Blackadder or Firefly at me.
I'm a chunky monkey, more so after lockdown but if thats not a problem and you dont mind a juicy lucy, then I'm your gal!
Shiny.
