I am what they elderly would call "The bee's knees". I can cut cheese using my thoughts alone. I invented those eyelashes that girls put on their car headlights. I watch the drinks whilst my mates go get the next round in. I have this feeling like someone is always following me. Its probably cos I'm one step ahead of the rest. I'm stronger than I look but quieter than I sound. I sleep once a day and I laugh at the audacity of my alarm clock when it goes off.
I'm a singer in a band and I love rock and metal. I love films and music equally but the thing I like to do most is to socially get stuck into the mix; flirting, chatting and general banter! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
