Just a quirky freak who owns a lot of black clothing and will randomly burst out singing children's songs and/or classic rock when people least expect it...
Now here's me droning on about myself for millenia and a day, spouting facts that literally no one asked for:
▪Name: Jet (hi)
▪Age: 24
▪Gender: Female
▪Height: 5'9" (but can and will wear heeled badass boots that put me over 6ft, so... if that makes me taller than you when I'm wearing them, I also can and will call you "shawty" and/or "smol bean" with the utmost respect and affection)
▪Body: Curvy (... yes, hi, hello, the call for thicc thighs and big tiddy goth girls was heard)
▪Eyes: Hazel
▪Relationship: Single
▪sexuality: Pansexual (mostly into the D though, not gonna lie)
▪Status: Seeking (I'm a total kinkster, but shh, don't tell my mom, or else we can't be friends)
▪Role: Chaotic neutral switch (20% dom/80% sub)
▪Location: Denver, CO, USA (the OG weed wonderland)
▪DMs: Open of course (but my replies are horribly inconsistent because... yeah, clearly I suck at that whole "talking" and "sharing" thing)
▪Likes: Netflix, naps, tea, coffee, music, horrible humor, genuine people, weird things, cute things, spooky things, sweet things, nerdy things, sharp things
▪Dislikes: Unjustified disrespect, needless drama, lying, c**kiness, prejudice, lack of common sense, attention seeking... on a lighter side, I don't like sports (there is only one situation in which I will watch grown men fondle balls and sticks for fun, and it doesn't involve a field, court, or scoreboard)
▪Hobbies: Reading, writing, drawing, watching anime, singing, playing video games, sleeping, and generally wasting my own time
▪Is likely to: be laying in bed having a crushing existential crisis, taking a nap at any time of the day, watching a horror alone in the dark at 2 AM, or obsessively playing a video game as a totally healthy and effective coping mechanism, also known as escapism
▪About me: Scorpio, INTJ, introvert (near recluse levels), comfy beds are my kryptonite, I'll answer any question, no topic is taboo, and I'm a sucker for intelligence, artistic talents, and skill with rope (for yodeling around on a horse and using a lasso to catch cows, of course... yeehaw)
▪Random opinion: No good outfit is complete without at least a 50% portion of black
If I messaged you with something absolutely crazy in the subject line, it means two things:
1- I'm in a good mood (AKA I'm totally going to be the most hyper-crazy yet calm-sane person ever, and I'm sorry in advance)
And 2- My eyeballs liked the view (AKA... you cutie patootie, you!)
If you got to this point, congratulations, you've come to the end of my monologue. Clearly you have patience and found me interesting enough to read about (or you're insane and have very odd taste)...either way, you're cool. Now go message me, stranger- I promise I'm even more interesting to talk to!
