Attention all fairy tail things, mah name is Shrek I am an ogre wit layers. Onions have layers ogres have layers too, I keep my loving soft inner layer over layers of agnst and bad tempers, I like mah swamp!! No doonkehs!! I want to live alone in may own privaceh!! I have a pet cat that wears boots and a dooonkeh!! I like mudbaths eating slugs, itchy buttcrack and eating weedrats I have an on off relationship with a princess named Fiona,
#shrek is love Shrek is love
I hate the fairy godmother and far far away
F*CK faquaad F*CK duloc and pretteh boy prince charmings
"Ooh look an ogre!! Grab your torch and pitchforks they judge me before they get to know meh"
If your an onion or a bebeh I'll eat yeh, bebeh!! Get in mah belleh!! It's never ogre now get out mah swamp!
