From Wikipedia: "redefining the meaning of "awesome" since 1987".
XXI century swashbuckler up for a hodgepodge of bold, usually risky undertakings with an uncertain outcome seeking confederate.
On the outside I may appear like an emotionless sarcastic piece of work but, just like an onion, when you peel off more layers you find the exact same thing every single time and you start crying.
Though, meeting people is a fun way to brighten up one's day; get me a decent coffee and I'm yours for the time. Small print: if you're someone who has got more going for them than their looks and can keep up with the programme... Let's see what happens.