I want to sleep with you. I don't mean have s*x. I mean sleep together. Under my blankets, with my hand on your chest and your arm around me. No talking, just the muffled cries that you slowly let seep away from your blood gurgling mouth as I slit your throat and sacrifice your worthless life to the dark overlord...
Lol jk
Or am I?
For real a good sense of humor is a must. So tell me a joke. Also if you're not into big girls I'm not the one. Also if you've ever voted trump f**k off. I'm just a goTHICC girl looking for a partner.
