I'm a memelord, a nerd, a homebody, and overall weirdo. I'm a lover of incredibly stupid, dark, and crass humor. I don't know how to interact properly with other humans in a non-work setting. You will hear my customer service voice the first time we talk, and then after that it will be my all-natural voice in all its prepubescent-boy glory. I'm sorry in advance 😅
If you don't like liberals you will not like me.
I am FAT, THICC, BIG-BONED. I will crush your skull between my thighs.