You ever watch Quantum Leap? Good, weren't it?
I'm Max, I have a good amount of skin, even number of eyes and I'm taller than most coastal birds.
What I'm looking for is someone who can convert oxygen to carbon dioxide as part of their natural bodily functions, on the off-chance I anger a wizard who subsequently transforms me into some type of sentient plant life. As such, gardening skills may be an advantage.
While I am still comprised of meat, I most enjoy watching and overanalysing films, listening to f**kawful annoying music, and filling up my bio with absurdist bollox.
One thing, though. I am very politically engaged. I'm an anarchist/anarcho-socialist and, while I can get on with most people, if you are right wing/conservative, we're not gonna like each other all that much. Also I'm a Satanist. I'm saying that now because some people take issue with it, so just a heads-up, I guess.
