I am whatever you say I am

I actually have a really sweet nature, it's just masked well by my tendancy to be unnecessarily sarcastic, crude and dirrrty


I'm an individualist with a hatred for racism, homophobia and inhuman attitudes of all kinds. Animal cruelty sickens me, anybody who does it should have whatever they did to the animal done to them. I really don't know how people can do it.
I don't care what kind of car you have or how much your top cost. I don't define people by how much money they've got.
When it comes to clothes, shoes and jewellery, I donn't really care what style, trend or brand something is. If I like it, I'll wear it

I don't have a flat belly cos I love food too much. The fat nature intended for my t*ts went to my thighs instead. s*x on the Beach and Frozen Strawberry Margarita are my drinks of choice and I hate smoking. I also have a serious obsession with Ocarina of Time and have a massive passion for burlesque.
My heart is bigger than my brain.