I had about 22 years to sleep normal, eat healthy, exercise, and just be a pretty normal overall person. Pretty sure I ****ed that up so badly there's no fixing it. Hail Satan.
... Kidding about the hail Satan part. Maybe. Okay, I am. Seriously. The kidding part, I mean. I'm kidding about the whole hail Satan thing.
Uh, I take my job seriously... mostly. That and bills... but let's not kid ourselves, bills aren't exactly a true responsibility, more like one of those sorts of things you just do so you aren't homeless. Also, so you can play more vidya games.
I also have approximate knowledge of many things. A million bonus points if you get that reference.
Yeah, I know, blah blah blah, make your profile so it's BEST ABOUT YOU. I'd rather be honest. If it's any consolation, this is at my worst. Seriously. I don't think I've been worse than this. Just throwing that out there. Just... winged, fwip.
Also, JUST IN CASE the implication hasn't been made very apparent... I do not take a lot of things seriously. This list of ramblings is actually a pretty good indication of how my thoughts are kind of just all over the place. Try not to make any sense of that. For your sake.
Also, for the very vain and superficial (let's not kid ourselves, that is the number 1 most important thing for all dating sites so it's not like I hold it against you)... not kidding about the skinny thing.
Also, there's a very highly likelihood I will be the most honest person you will ever meet in your entire life. I've yet to figure out that uh, perfect delivery part yet for the portion known as "Things people don't want to hear." Apparently being too honest can scare people sometimes too. Nothing cuts deeper than the truth amirite?!~
