Now you’re hooked already aren’t you?! No job loads of relationships in the past ..... mmm sounds so promising I’m almost tempted to message myself. In fact you can all stop messaging me and leave to my oh so fantastic self

In the real world I think I’m ok actually. I’m not bad looking, I have a very interesting taste in music (subjective yes but really...), love horror films, enjoy reading lots of authors from Martin Amis to Ruth Rendel (not the Wexford stuff which I hate), like p**n probably slightly obsessively at the moment but I tend to go through phases with the stuff, not bad with a camera, intelligent and surprisingly articulate with the written word.
It’s good to be upfront about these things .... although if honestly proves to be ineffective I may default to lying by omission.
Mental health - hmmm this area is ok (6/10). I am diagnosed with a few ‘disorders’ albeit I genuinely think these add to my appeal (someone has to be positive about it). So in the interests of full disclosure have ADHD/BPD and OCD! Yay!! But I promise that if we ever end up chatting you will think I am completely sane... I’m adept at concealing my madness
