Relationships > Hookup Culture.
I truly believe that you should date your best friend, so let's start there. I want to find someone who makes me laugh, who can match my sarcasm and keep me guessing. I am an introvert and I'm quite shy until I'm comfortable.
Talk to me about stupid things and make me laugh, we'll get along just fine. I most likely won't message you first. If you made it through all of that and are still interested, message me. If you aren't sure what to say, honestly anything will work (embarrassing stories are great ice breakers)