Free Cake or Freak Cake?
Currently on a life journey with an open mind and heart.
I bake, I create rather than solve, my imagination has not limits.
Any friend of Bob Ross is a friend of mine.
Strip Scrabble lovers to the left, Naked Twister to the left and those who love a good Hugasm down the middle. However no Trump Hugs!!
Paul here, thanks for stopping by.
54 year old chap who is blessed with Crohn's, Osteoporosis, Asperger's (with some Dyslexia and Dyspraxia). That's the boring bit out the way and thank goodness I am a resilient fighter & survivor.No tattoos but a nice collection of scars from 10 visits to the surgical theatre.Last year I lost a testicle ( no I didn't leave it on a train) so hopefully I will find something good this year.
My favourite ice breaker is a polar bear.
First real influences were anything by Gerry Anderson, Hannah Barbara cartoons, Bruce Lee, Batman, sci fi and Glam Rock. Oh I forgot Trumpton, Catch the Pigeon, Grange Hill, Double Deckers, Doctor Who,....this list goes on.
I love film as long as it's good, comedy, action, biopic, horror.
Top bands, Depeche Mode, The Cure, Suede, sex pistols, most things 80s.
Aerosmith, Foo Fighters, Chili Peppers, Orianthi, Imelda May, Samantha Fish, glam rock, indie, punk, ska, new romantic, rock, women who rock the guitar.
Last act I saw live was 2015, Adam Ant, the last film I saw was Birds of Prey, I like CDs & books because I like to feel my purchase in my hand, I read Sam Stone & Amaranth Knight plus others.
I like James Dean, Marilyn Monroe, Betty Page, Ray Harryhausen, John Belushi, most crazy people. God bless Jay and Silent Bob, The Young Ones, Bottom, Deadpool, The Guardians of the Galaxy and Harley Quinn, Vic and Bob, Father Ted, Derry Girls, Peaky Blinders, The Bridge, Beck, Code 37, Spiral, Inspector Montalbano, Fast n Loud, Goblin Works Garage,American Pickers, Black Adder, League of Gentlemen, Fire Fly, The year of the Rabbit, True Blood, Spartacus, Marvel & DC, Buffy, Lady Death, Witchblade, Dawn, Royo, Vargas, Taschen, Eric Stanton, Joseph Michael Linsner, John Willie, Robert Bishop and many other wonderous people & things.
Photography, history, gothic art and design, art deco, fantasy art, painting and drawing, vinyl, t shirts, upcycling, books, film, dvd, haribo, steampunk, art deco,, vintage and retro items, classic cars, hot rods and camper vans.
I would love to study creative writing, my imagination runs wild.
Pre-lockdown I was learning how to run my own arts & crafts business along side picture framing & upholstery going in September, so I guess I am a mature student.
I am a bit of a free spirit, not good at being contained but spent years trying to fit in and now realise I don't have to.
Looking to go with the flow, interesting friends is fine but if something special comes along and hits me over the head even better.
I don't smoke, like a drink but can take it or leave it, sense of humour is warped, weird and sarcastic, sometimes say the wrong things, not logical, more random, prefer to take photos than be in them.
At 5ft 6 I am a little short to be a stormtrooper, in fact I would say my ever growing collection of 80s CDs is taller than me. I would love my own 80s internet radio station 1 day.
Here's a little quiz
Name and describe your favourite animal in 3 words.
Now do the same for your 2 favourite animal.
Describe the ocean in 3 words.
Describe a wall in 3 words.
Describe how your favourite drink makes you feel.
If you want the answers, message me.
If you could go to the pub with any dead music legends who would you chose?
Bowie, Jonny Cash, Lemmy, James Brown, Bob Marley Phil Lynott and Marc Bolan.
My kryptonite is crazy ladies, cheeky smiles, curves and ample bussoms ( but not essential) , ladies who like homemade cake and wear boots.
God bless Twiggy from Sin City Motors, Danielle from American Pickers, Doctor Alice Roberts, Bethany Hughes, Carrie Fisher, Erin Gray & Linda Carter.
At the same time I find the reality TV show bratz doll look a turn off.
If you have read this .. thanks, be brave or mad and get composing a message, even if it's telling me to jog on, it's the thought that counts..