I am a creepy nonce drug addict who portrays himself as some spiritually enlightened guru master. Really I'm just a loser druggie narcissist who likes to meet young girls and roleplay as their sexually abusive father.
I was in a band called St Tanturms. I was the frontman wooo! I'd say singer but that's pushing it.
Come camping in the woods with me! I promise not to r*pe you!
*crosses fingers*