hi my name is Dave and I live in Darwen, Lancs.
i am studying to be a radiographer, while also working part time in odd bins. Sometimes I like to put LSD into the bottles of wine for the lulz.
At weekends I enjoy wearing my nurse's uniform and playing with my extensive collection of butt plugs which I keep in an old shoebox under my bed.
I also write sh*t er***ca.