Oriiiiiiiite meets? I'm a dirty scummer and a slimy jamber wot quarantine has been a rite nob ache for.
I'm into punk rock and chunk rock and Louis DuBunq rock, all the major variants init. I'm a writer so be warned I'm fookin boring most of the time but I'm also a musician and a comedian, so at least you know I have no life skills.
Me hair's brown but at its current rate, I reckon I'll be fully grey within about a month. But on the plus side, me beard is still fully ginger, so if you date me it'll feel like dating a middleaged geography teacher, just with none of the financial benefits.
I'm set to start at Northampton uni in September. I'm actually stuck down in Devon at the current minute but I are originally from Norfaaaaampton so if you wanna meet at Jenny's on Gold Street, I won't need to check the sat nav will I?
Not lookin for anyfink in particular, just wanna shoot the s**t, hang out and anything else is a boner.
Get it? Like bonus but instead I said boner? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA do you see what I did there? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! It were a nob joke! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
