I’m your resident metal head, but I’ll happily scream along to 80’s bangers.
I don’t f**kn sleep n I don’t really drink but I’m kinda funny and s**t so chat to me.
I’m keen to watch s**t films on Netflix or f**k off n go on an adventure.
This 9-5 life’s a big ol’ drag someone spice it up for me.
Also I’m 5”8 bitches so pictures may not be to scale, do with that what you will.