Alllllrightyyyy Soo This All Needs to Be Said In the Beginning.
Step 1. I'm NOT Looking For a Friend, I'm NOT Gonna Be Your Friend and No There's NO Exceptions. Do Not Bug Me About It.
Friendzone.com Is Where You're Gonna Wanna Look For That.
Step 2. IF You're a Smoker, Drinker, Underage, Divorced, Toothless, Overweight, A Recovering Alcoholic/Addict, With a Very Low IQ and Kids in Tow Like Why the Hell Would You Even For a Minute Think I Would Be Interested In You??? Please Don't Give Me a Reason to Be Mean.
Step 3. No Pictures? No Chat.
Step 4. The Amount of Respect You Will Receive From Me Will Be Determined On How You Present Yourself.
Step 5. I Do Not Have a Snapchat/Instagram/Twitter and No I'm Not Getting Any of It Just to Feed Your Ego With Another Marble in the Bag So to Speak.
I'm Done With the Small Talk. Have Your s**t Together and Know What You Want In the Beginning. Zero Chill On Wasting My Time.
Also I Get It! The Ratio of Males to Females On Here and the s**t They Do and Say, I Totally Get It.
Don't Like Honesty? Bite Me.
NOW Here's an Actual About Me to Help Some of You Along.
My Name Is Jordan.
110% Straight.
Non Smoker, Non Drinker.
I Live In a Small Rural Town In The Desert, Where Entertainment Is Scarce and The Heat Will Kill You. It's Suprisingly a Safe Place Though.
Moderate to Severe Anxiety and Depression.
I (Sometimes) Like Meeting New People.
I Come From a Good Family. No Medical Issues, No Bad Past, No Drama. No One Drinks, No One Smokes and Only a Select Few Have Tattoos.
I Have My Own Home and Vehicle.
No Kids.
I Watch More British Television Than American.
Some of My Favorite Things Are Music, Hunting, Fishing, Hiking, Biking, Skating, Gaming, Singing, Skinny Pants With Holes, Band Tees, Jean Jackets, Full Moons, Cats, Seafood, Tea, Taco Bell, Beavis and Butthead, Boobs, Blunt Honesty, Grim Humor and Common Sense lol.
Borderlands Series(#2 Being the Fav)Horizon 1 and 2, Skyrim is a Big One. Uncharted Series, Bioshock Series, Fallout Series, Farcry Series and Various Ps1and Ps2 Games. Harvest Moon and Stardew Valley.
Favorite Song Would Have to Be Where I Belong By Simple Plan and State Champs.
I Look Like Mello From Death Note.
Ancient History Nerd.
I'm Kinda Stuck Anywhere Between the 90s and Like 2012.
I Could Practically Live at a Roller Rink.
Honesty Is Honestly My Only Good Trait.
I'm Hung Like a Horse. lol
Mood 24/7.
#1. Sleeping With Sirens.
#2. Pierce The Veil.
#3. MCR.
#4. Simple Plan.
#5. Falling In Reverse.
#6. Famous Last Words.
#7. State Champs.
#8. Hawthorne Heights.
#9. Forever The Sickest Kids.
#10. Evanescence.
