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OLMSTED1319

48 - Straight

Florida, United States

May 15, 2023 04:14

I'm a native Floridian but for years have only liked the beach at night or around moonrise - being Ginger the sun and i have a very much hate hate / hate hate relationship and I have never been watersking or scuba diving. Both of which i hope to accomplish in the coming year somehow.

What you see is what you get. I have no hidden agenda or
alternative motives.

I expect the same.

For the most part I have old fashioned values yet filtered through a modern perspective. Politically i find a few things agreeable on both sodes of the crooked fence yet subscribe to no specific philosophy in that realm or religion for that matter - both sides are completely full of s**t.

I am a quirky romantic - i don’t agree with the classic romance gestures just for sake of outdated fradition however do to an extent believe in chivalry I am laid back, artistic, honest, kind-hearted, loyal, faithful, considerate, witty, trusting, have a moderately acceptable intelligence level, a fairly decent grasp of the English language, a subtle sense of style and a soft spot for alliteration.

I love to banter but i don't have a blog and wish I had the talent to draw.

I like dogs and have a 4 year old English Bulldog named Rufus Murphy ( named after George Carlin’s character in my favorite movie series Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure / Bogus Journey and my second favorite stand up comedian Eddie Murphy ( George is always first as he is King - long live the King ( RIP)

I love to sing but have never watched American Idol.

I am a multi-instrument (bass / guitar /Accordion/ mandolin) playing balladeer- comedian - composer with a full time job, a tendency for spelling mistakes, random bouts of zanieness, tangented rants about any and everything and a hankering for a good pie (pizza) at all times especially deep dish - though lately i have been trying to eat less meat and bread.

Im not a vampire fan, even before Twilight besmirched their mystique and no i have not read any of the books or seen any of the movies - I do like the show True Blood though and the Felix Gomez series of books by Mario Acevedo.

I love Werewolves.

Zombies i like a decent amount but they seem to be overused nowadays.

My favorite movie monsters besides Werewolves are Frankenstein ( it's pronounced Frankenstein) - Gotta love Mel Brooks - and The Creature From The Black Lagoon (it was filmed in Florida after all) and Mummies (they are also one of my favorite bands)

I like loud-fast- kick your ears in the nuts kind of music regardless if that means a poppy Celtic folk-punk acoustic string band or a balls to the walls dead to rights serious mariachi jump blues goth revival. As long as it is passionate and not manufactured by some record executives pretty much anything perfomred by actual instruments is good and yes as much as it tends to be trendy or whatever- i do like the old familiar 8-bit sounds that tend to corrupt the dubstep purists.

I am a Tower-Junkie: The Dark Tower series is the best thing Stephen King has ever written.

I love books though i haven't read many of the classics, something i'm not exactly proud of and hope to one day change.

I have traveled most of the United States but never been out of the country and am not pleased about it.

My dream destinations are Scotland / Ireland / Wales/ England/ Alaska / Japan / Australia / Colorado/ Norway/ Chicago (Go Cubs!)/ Canada

I like baseball and hockey but don't play any sports.

I want to go on a cruise but not to the islands - to Alaska.

I hope to someday live in the mountains.

I love South Park and have only seen very few episodes of The Simpsons.

Twin Peaks still creeps me out but its my favorite show ever aired. Lost is a close second but for the sixth season.

If you can tell me what a Paladin means - ill trade you a pretty good trivia question.

If you can name the fifty state capitols without a map or google then we can probably see eye to eye and can debate who is the best "Doctor" Its not David Tennant although he is probably second or third.

I love slang-uage (this is not a mistype) and the first thing i wanted to be when i was a kid was an interpreter.I started learning Russian because i thought it would be fun. It's a very difficult language and currently most of us in the US are a bit leery of Russian so I put the Kibosh on that stat- pronto. Also apparently I f**kin’ cuss - a lot.

I still think it is possible to find true love as long as it is not boxed down and sold as some kind of obligation like chocolates or flowers on valentines day.

It should flow - fast and free like a white water rapid current yet be as unpredictable and rewarding as a Montana Keno jackpot. You cant help but think its the best time that you've had.
Much like a rollercoaster you want to scream out in joy and / or puke because you're left breathless and almost orgasmic and get back in line again as soon as that runaway mine car pulls in to the deserted station.

I would probably be more attracted to individual minded females with a unique style who likes novels (both graphic and those without pictures) , pinball and goofy humor but these are not requirements.

I would like to meet an honest, faithful, laid back, down to earth lady who could teach me something new about art philosophy or interesting hobbies, who likes traveling, tattoos / tasteful body jewelry/ pool, bowling, all types of music movies and art.

I am not looking for drama queens or insecure jealous women. I'm a very laid back but loyal man and believe in monogamy and expect the same from my lady.

Education, sarcasm, nerdiness /geekiness, and a sense of humor and great taste in music are major turn ons almost more so than physical appearance.

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