Going to give this bit some thought.....
Erm....
The moustache is purple, I'm comfortable with that.
I'm very congenial.
I like badgers.
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I don't like courgettes.
I live in 1979.
I'm not keen on UB40
I love Patti Smith.
I don't eat anything with a face.
I'm obviously more Salvadore Dali Dearest
I write terrible poetry.
I play guitar badly.
I never met Joe Strummer.
I did Timmy Mallet's hair once.
I adore Bukowski.
Other than that, just ask.
I'll always answer if you choose to message me, it would be rude not to.