Quirky eccentric dark humoured lady seeks a plus one for events, nights in, nights out, to share in depth conversation with, headbang to metal music with and for when I meet up with friends. They bring their partners and laugh I am single. Accepting applicants for this position. I laugh at my own jokes so you wont have to, but you probably will because I'm hilarious.
I do have 2 children so don't act surprised when I tell you this.