My name is Izzie. Oh yes bitch with an 'IE' not a 'Y'. Spell it wrong I get s**tty.
I promise you will never meet anyone like meh. I promise myself I will never meet anyone like you. K? K.
You can totally send meh a completely random message saying 'Gorillas tend to eat their babies 75% of the time'. I will most likely reply with an even weirder fact like 'Women tend to suck at least 36 c**ks before they finish college'. Oh yes I am going to college...to agree with Asher Roth and say 'ILOVECOLLEGE!' By now you probably kno more about meh than my own mother.
I'm bi. Meaning I lick and suck. No I will not suck yur d**k over the interwebs and no I will not lick yur pussy (again
)..over the interwebs. Yuh have to be real fuhking special fer meh to do that. Most likely yuh won't be. Don't like my sexuality guess the fuhk what!!!!! I will care. I will try to change yur view on gay/lesbian/bi 's & yuh must have a better reason other than 'The bible says so' to judge a whole group of people. One of these days yuh will realize that's not a good enough excuse to bully someone to the point where they kill themselves. I have been to that point and I promise I'm never gonna go back. I'm too proud now to do that.
I'm a big supporter of women rights. Yés I'm the stereotypical 'Women Can Do Everything A Man Can'. No I don't actually act like a girl. I didn't use to play with dolls when I was little. Although I would make them have fake s*xx. Oh those were the days when the Barbies were the ones having crazy s**tty s*xx.
I'm a very sexual person. Yes I am a pervert. And yes. I will masterbate to yur s*xxy pictures. Unless yur butt ugly. Then I'll just fantasize about having hard fuhking core s*xx with yur fayce. Wow when did we get off topic here ^.^
Wait what were we talking about O.o My names Izzie. I'm bi. That's it D: oh shyt. Hmm what else.
I'm a very creative person. Just kidding. I have the mentality of a 5O year old virgin. But baby, after I met him he was a 5O year old stunnahh.
People say first impressions are everything. To meh first messages are everything. That's when I determine if I like yuh or not. If yur worth my mad typing skills or not. If I will rape yuh when yur sleeping or not. But hey let's fayce it. Everyone Is worth meh raping them.
Everyone has flaws. Some try to hide them. Some don't think they have them and some embrace them. I'm none of those. I'm that one person that just doesn't give a fuhk. No I don't look like a fuhking super model. No I don't have the most updated style ever. But I do have comfort. And that's all I need. Yuh might say 'Hey bitch!!! That's embracing yur flaws!' No its not. I don't even think about my flaws. And if some bitch decides to point some of mine out I'll 'decide' to point 50 of hers/his out.
Homophobic people suck. That's like saying 'I'm scared of white people'. Seriously bro? Get the fuhk over yurself. And if yur reason for being homophobic is that yur scared they're gonna like yuh. I repeat GET THE FUHK OVER YURSELF! Most likely when yuh think they're checking yuh out they're most likely starring at yuh watching yuh think they're checking yuh out.
Yes I talk like a total teenager that's cause I am only eighTEEN. So unless yur a sugar daddy wanting to waste the money. Don't waster yur time.
When some things popular I usually think its overrated.
Music is everything!!! I don't like mainstream shyt. That's overrated. Yuh never see Black Veil Brides on the TV. That's cause they're too cool to be stereotyped but people who think that's bulls**t music. They're fuhking ahhmazing. Lil Wayne is always appreciated. Plus he's s*xxy.
-I WON'T REPLY IF YUH:
If yur first message is 'Hey txt meh (___)___-___' what makes yuh think I'm gonna text yuh. Yuh have to EARN my number.
Ask meh questions that I already answered. Like 'how old r yuh' go to my pro and READ. Not that hard really.
First Message yuh send is 'Hi I'm ______ how r yuh' don't ask meh how I am that's a dead end conversation.
Ask for n*des/have s*xx with yuh. I'm currently have my V card and not just anybody is going to take it
Thats it..Fer now
Beware: I Bite
