I'm nowhere near as serious or miserable as those photos may make out, I'm probably just thinking about The Velvet Underground or 'The Twilight Zone' or quite possibly my dinner.
In reality I'm actually laughing most of the time....mostly out of nervous fear, but still.
Left-wing, aspirational underachiever with clean teeth, lengthy legs and mild eczema.
I habitually wave at other people's dogs - that sort of makes it sound like I have a dog of my own - I do not. I am very, very sorry