f**k, I hate these things. I mean, where do I even start? My name is Bryan, and I'm an accountant at a bar. It's a pretty good gig. I don't have to wear a suit, and I can start drinking early. I'm a pretty chill guy. I love chilling at home, watching something good on Netflix and smoking a bowl. I also love live music and festivals. I'm looking for something real here, and Tinder just isn't pulling in the girls I like. I have a bunch of tattoos and piercings, and I like girls that have them too. Let's talk and see what happens.