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41 - Straight

Buckinghamshire, United Kingdom

Aug 9, 2021 10:45

I'll try and keep this short, but will probably fail.
I'm 5ft10, based in Milton Keynes, got a pretty good job, own my own house and am very much Dad to 2 amazing kids (1 boy, 1 girl) that I thoroughly adore (I see them through the week a bit and every second weekend as me and their mum get on fine, so no crazy exs).
Definitely a creative type and at my happiest when making something; as I'm very good with my hands (unashamed blatant innuendo). I've been called passionate but I think they were being polite and really meant rather intense when I ramble. Bit of an extrovert (seem more confident than I always am though), rather tactile (I love hugs, and hug a lot) and my humor is rather dark with quite a bit of filth (like Bill Cosby at a slumber party).
My favourite descriptions by friends are as follows,

"You're weird, but a nice weird"

"You're like a viking Captain Jack Sparrow"
(that one was more in relation to my mannerisms rather than the beard.)

"You're like a cuddly scary teddy bear"

I'm on here to see what's out there, happy to make a few more friends (I love mine dearly, but a few more people on my wavelength would be nice), but ideally it'd be nice to find someone in a similar situation to me who I can spend my down time with doing more than just having s*x infront of the tv with all the time.

*edit
Just seen it's automatically edited one word, wasn't me.
Also, those aren't my teeth in that first photo, just a set of Billy Bob's. As you can see I like my Halloween and doing a bit of horror makeup. Not brilliantly, but enough that I enjoy it.

Further edit*
I'm not doing a made up name. Frankly anything I come up with would sound pretentious and ridiculous from me. Happy just with mine.
I doubt I'll be checking on here much so here's my IG and SC,

📷 the_belligerentbeardedboostard

👻 bbb-667

Which yes, is a silly made up name, but mine was already taken. At least on that I'll see if a message comes through as any alert from here would only get lost in the minefield of junk email I already get.

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