I’m looking for a girl who is super mean. She also has to be really clingy and jealous. I prefer women who talk a lot about their ex. In my free time, I like to take off my shirt and take selfies. I’m super in shape thanks to my strict diet of Mountain Dew and Twizzlers. We’re a Twizzlers family, red vines have no place in my home.. I work nights fighting crime. I’m not saying I’m Batman, but I am saying no one has seen the Riddler in Chicago