My name is Mark, and my goal is not to come off as an obnoxious tool so someone on here will be interested enough to talk to me.
I've never really described myself as alternative (I mean, just look at my pics - do I look alternative in any way?). Still, I do have trouble meeting people who share my most prominent interests - I LOVE heavy metal (Rob Zombie and In This Moment are my two favorites right now) and horror movies (in case my pics didn't give that away) - so I figured I'd try my luck with meeting some fun and interesting people on here.
I consider myself incredibly silly. I make jokes that range from mediocre to full-on dad jokes. I have moments in my life full of energy, and moments full of lethargy. I enjoy writing short stories and screenplays. Besides horror T-shirts, which make up at least half of my wardrobe, I don't dress up in a particularly notable way. I like to think of myself as a nice person, if overly sarcastic with a dark sense of humor.
By all means, if you feel that I don't belong, then form an angry mob and run me out of town like Frankenstein's monster. But if you're not completely put off by what you see, then I'd love to hear from you!