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JOKERXMIKEY

35 - Straight

Missouri, United States

Jan 9, 2023 05:25

A wise wizard once said, 'Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic.' With that in mind...

Good dawning to thee, friend,

I'm a lovable gentleman, who likes nothing more than writing with the right woman

The first thing people usually notice about me is my friendly personality, closely followed by my smashing eyes. I hope you will find my eyes to be as special as new born kittens, and my smile as awesome as the first moon landing.

I work as a sale rep at a gas station, helping public. This allows me to exercise my skills: cooking and kindness. My idol is ronnie radke. When I'm struggling with my job, I think of ronnie radke and feel inspired to continue. I once saw ronnie radke at a petrol station, so I feel we have a deep connection - almost spiritual, like the mist on an autumn day, or similar.

My life goals include:
Recieve a telegram from an owl
Write a sonnet that captures your beauty
Become the best cook I can be
Help all the public in the world
If you're the right woman for me, you'll be hilarious and adorable. You won't be afraid to be open and honest and will have a healthy respect for honesty.

My ideal date would involve reading in Ireland with a short woman by my side. While we're there, I write poetry about your beautiful eyes under the light of the moon.

The right man's smile will light up my day like somebody igniting a sparkler on a particularly stormy November 5th. Your beautiful eyes will make me tremble like sitting on a park bench when a double decker bus rattles by.

And I'll leave you with a quote from the one-and-only Harry Potter: "It seems as though I always knew I'd have to face him in the end."

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