FUNNY when i want 2 be ; sarcastic ; proud owner of a miniature potbelly pig ; veteran ( spent alot of time in africa ) ; listen to almost any type of music , but mostly metal ; 3 times divorced and not looking to remarry ; proud parent of 3 children ( angel 9 , dylan 11 , and tori 14 and living with me ) ; looking for a completely available and drama free woman to spend my time with . i am an independent horror movie producer and actor.i have 6 tattoos and getting several more. i also have 6 piercings.i play the guitar.