If you know what my name is a reference to, you’re probably cool.
I find gothic men very attractive, but it’s a curse because they are generally the most arrogant, cold hearted douchebags. Don’t talk to me if this describes you. Only talk to me if you’re generally a kind, empathetic person. I’m attracted to intellectuals with deep feelings. If you write poetry and make art of some kind, we’ll probably get along. I’m looking for deep, meaningful conversations, not just finding someone to f**k. I don’t need to go online to find people to have s*x with. I can find that literally anywhere. I want something passionate. I want to meet someone whose personality excites me. Seriously, is anyone exciting on here? because it’s looking pretty dull and boring here in general. Y’all are too normal.
Are you a vampire? A demon? A witch? A ghost??? If the answer is yes, you should message me. I’d like to hear all about it. And let me know you actually read this.
Some additional thoughts:
Night of the Lepus is a truly terrifying movie (jk it’s hilarious and you should watch it)
Live-action remakes of Disney movies are completely pointless and Hollywood has run out of ideas.
I am genuinely afraid of ET. This is not a joke. It’s just a weird phobia that I have. ET and spiders...
Will Ash ever catch all the Pokémon??? Why is he still ten years old???
How do you feel about the musical Cats? Who is the best cat? I firmly believe it’s Mr Mistoffelees.