I am Norwegian and I am a walking stereotype. I'm naturally blonde, blue eyed, and tall and I love the cold, heavy metal, darkness, and potatoes. I am also a sarcastic, sardonic, pragmatic, kinda perverted, optimistically cynical, independent, often antisocial (not because I don't have social skills - I'm just severely introverted), crude, crass, artistic, and intellectual chick who is one of the few native Floridians. I have my own home, my own car, a career, and a graduate level education. I swear like a sailor at times, but know when not. I'm a creepy goth girl at heart. I love everything horror, I adore the color black, and have a macabre interest in the supernatural and tragic history tales. I also have a fascination with learning about serial killers. I have an affinity for dark, dreary, and depressing weather and would move to a world created by Tim Burton in a heartbeat. On the flip-side, Disney is my happy place. The Haunted Mansion makes my heart happy. Marvel rocks my world. And Pepsi is my favorite soda. I make greeting cards for stress relief and as a hobby. I also love traveling, photography, museums, historical places, the beach when it’s not too hot, and binge watching horror movies with my dog. I have an interesting life and am looking to add others into it!
Oh, and since some people don’t read these, I will spell it out, I am a BBW/Chubby/Thick/whatever you want to call it girl. However, I am not a slob, keep myself looking nice, and can keep up with an active lifestyle. I just really like Pepsi and cheese and good food!
