If you're the right person for me, you'll be hilarious and loving. You won't be afraid to speak your mind and you will have a healthy respect for pizza.
My ideal date would involve camping in a forest with a cute person by my side. While we're there, I admire your pretty smile whilst feeling I'm the luckiest person on the planet.
Let me tell you about a funny thing that happened to me last week. I was just helping an elderly across the road when I was hit by a car. I needed three stitches. BOOM!
And I'll leave you with a quote from the one-and-only Harry Potter: "It seems as though I always knew I'd have to face him in the end."
Light me fire, babe
