Please don't start the conversation off with 'hi' because that's just boring
22 year old emo kid just after a cuddle
If you can't do that, at least go to the gym with me.
More mentally ill than you could ever believe - my breakdowns are heavier than any metalcore band
If you don't like reptiles I'd leave
5 stars on Trip Advisor
Also have a 5/5 on Uber so you can take me out and I wont embarrass you
Parents always love me
Will happily be your fall guy if you're secretly gay