Hey potential future boyfriend... We need to have a talk.. I am not easy to love.. In fact if you start to even like me I will probably push you away and I will need a lot of reassurance that you indeed do like me and don't just want to gain my trust to drug me up and steal my kidneys for the black market.
I am confident but I am a loner.It takes a very special person for me to want to get out of bed and put my book down for.I want more than anything to find my soul mate that will accept and love all of my flaws, my attitude and help me get over my extreme trust issues caused by a lifetime of trauma... Really big order...but.. Once you get to know me you will understand why it will be worth it. I love intensely and permanently. I am one of the remaining loyal people left on earth. I want to date you,I want to marry you and live forever with you until we are 93 years old taking s**ts in our diapers together while we watch the price is right. I am serious, I am damaged... But I am ready. Where are you yellow bird ?
