Gave her father forty whacks.
When she saw what she had done,
She gave her mother fourty one
Some people say I am hard work but you can get over yourselves – that’s your problem not mine.
And there’s some who say “Oh she's the salt of the earth”, well they can all shut up as well. I am defined by nothing and no one.
Would you like me anymore if I was nipped and tucked, younger and prettier? Listen, I don’t need lipstick to define me. Or a fella come to that.
The truth of the matter is this, I couldn’t give a damn what you think of me. That’s probably why you like me so much.
And that's how I also think. I'm not the best looking nor the thinnest or tallest. Looking at most of you on here - trust me, you're no Brad or Angelina! But one thing I am is Unique.
Chills down the spine.
Seeing what can’t be there.
Coaxing the spirits of plants, stones and bones.
Standing in a circle, calling forth saints and demons.
Conversing with the departed.
Travelling in the spirit world.