My name is Michael, but my friends call me Ziggy. It's short for Ziggurat. I can't claim to be self aware enough to describe myself properly in a single paragraph, so here's a quick list of my firsts and lasts.
First...
Job: Bathing dogs at Petco when I was 17, I got fired for giving every dog the works when you weren't supposed to. I'm not much of a renegade pet grooming vigilante I just think it's stupid you have to pay extra to smell like apples and cinnamon ya know?
Car: A 2001 Ford Ranger that got issued a recall notice shortly after I bought it for that year/models engine catching on fire that I ignored for like... five months and then the engine caught on fire lol.
Album: Pretty Hate Machine by Nine Inch Nails (my family is super edgy).
Movie: The Lion King, unless we're talking as an adult then it's probably still The Lion King, I just love big cats. Cats rule and dogs drool (but they still deserve to smell like apples and get a bandana).
Last...
Place I visited: Dinosaur, Colorado. A tiny empty Town of about 300 on the border of Utah. I love to go on adventures and take road trips to beautiful distant lands (and the roads are even themed like Brontosaurus Boulevard and Tyrannosaurus Trail!). But really I just needed to re-up and they have three dispensaries there so...
Concert: Last year here at the complex, Combichrist w/ Wednesday 13!
Time I yelled: Last year here at the complex, Combichrist w/ Wednesday 13!
Time I cried: Sometimes you gotta squish bugs, I don't like to do it but their icky and they bite ya know? Well, I wasn't thinking and saw a spider while I was vacuuming and sucked it up. Days later it dawned on me and all I could think about was the poor scared little thing starving and suffering in there. My life is ruled by empathy...
In retrospect I don't think I sold myself very well, my friends think the world of me but pfft, they're super biased lol.
