I'm extremely loving and affectionate. Ready to be your snuggle bug. Not an ice queen by any means (I love to make love). I'm militantly loyal (you never need to worry about being cheated on again). I'm an extremely hard worker, and always aim to please. I'm a good money manager, and don't live beyond my means. I'll never get bored of you. Honeymoon phase never wears off for me. Very much a realist (what most people would call a cynic). Sick of all the overly optimistic "explorers" on all these other sites. Sick of people who constantly have to be trying new things and have severe FOMO. Really looking for someone practical who is content with where they are (except for the being alone part).
Really hoping to find a husband who:
-Isn’t *****, into ****, or interested in open relationships or 3-ways or anything like that
-Doesn’t have any STDs/STIs, or Oral Herpes (Cold Sores)
-Doesn’t already have or want kids
-Doesn't do drugs/smoke anything/drink excessively
-Likes home/indoor activities like video/board/card games, reading, Movies/TV, puzzles. I have very fair skin, so the sun and I don't really get along.
-Would be open to having a small dog and a large house. I'm fine with most manner of pets. Anything in a terrarium/aquarium/cage is great. Snakes/spiders/lizards/rodents. Small dogs that don't shed are ideal. I love dogs dearly, but ones that shed everywhere aren't my cup of tea. I don't like cats.
-Is very loving/affectionate and would never cheat on me (bonus if you don't really like other people in general. I've always felt being loved by something/someone who hates everything/everyone else is a very high honor)