Just looking for someone willing to take turns at driving the tank and firing the cannon; Brexit is coming and it's going to be like Mad Max, if Mad Max was directed by Mike Leigh and set in Dagenham.
Freelance arborist (tree surgeon) by day. I'm quite a tree geek and still can't believe that I actually get paid to climb trees and play with chain saws. It's so much fun and it keeps me fit. Who's a jammy bastard?
I'm into castles, spaceships, Tolkien, anything involving Charlie Brooker or Chris Morris, The National Trust, after-parties, muddy hiking boots, Earl Grey, antiques markets, bird skulls, and all things macabre...just to give you a vague idea. Not bad in the kitchen either (no-one has been taken seriously ill soon afterwards so I'd give myself at least three and a half stars. Get in!).
When I was six years old I had a pet woodlouse called Harry who lived in an old Vitalite tub with some dead twigs for company. His life was short and meaningless and taught me a lot about untimely death and adequate ventilation (should have punched holes in the lid). I was a strange child but then I got taller and...yeah...no, I just got taller. Although I no longer inadvertently suffocate invertebrates.
I have no previous convictions, no family history of spontaneous human combustion, and still have all my own teeth. How many people can say that for themselves these days? What a catch!
...also still looking to acquire a tank (Gumtree is proving to be rather fruitless in this endeavour) so if you know anyone who has one going spare please get in touch.
